is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

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khaillou:

tylertaughtyou:

kingj0hn:

tylertaughtyou:

khaillou:

Shoutouts to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

Shouts out to gravity for holding a nigga down

Shoutouts to sleep for keeping a nigga dreaming

shouts out to my toilet for being with a nigga through all the shit

Shoutsout to 11:11 cuz I wish a nigga would