You always gotta watch those ppl that are cool with niggas you dont mess with cause they might be talking about yo ass when they’re alone together
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Anonymous asked: But what's so wrong about being short and wanting a tall guy 😔 lol I'm 5'1 and I see all these posts on twitter talking shit and I be like ....damn lmao
if a nigga 5’7 with every quality you desire and 100 million in his bank account yall gonna be like nah im good too short
But actually, this is totally me. I’ll be damned if my future husband isn’t at LEAST 5’10 and I’m only 5’1. LOL.
My boyfriend’s 5’11 and ugh, so close yet so far to 6’0.
Tall guys are the cutest with short girlfriends, duh!
😑😒 you can’t even tell the diff between 5’11 and 6’0 standing next to someone 😂 but your boyfriend is at a disadvantage
Tf? Stay In ya lane ✋ you 5’1 and want someone that’s 6’1, he can’t even see yo ass without you being on a step stool. Why u want a tall nigga anyway? When y’all stand next to each other y’all gonna look like the AT&T bars. Talkin bout can “you see me now? How bout now?” Like leave the tall boys for tall girls #StayInYaLane2k14
Hey my guy is 6’5 and i’m 4’11
Be looking like he’s your dad taking u too pre-k
Kevin Gates: If i love this woman like i say i love this woman im supposed to drank her piss